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mirror:

When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user

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gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

(via monpiece)

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stainmynewshirt:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

YES. THAT.

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nevver:

How to Perform a J-Turn: An Illustrated Guide
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sweetsweetoilsee:

HUNKA JUNK

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via lucifers-ballsack)

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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encourage:

"say something i’m giving up on you"

(Source: iraffiruse, via youmakelifebeautiful)